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Show this gifset to anyone who asks you wtf “Tumblr” even is.

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And today starts off just as bad as the last..

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Today was terrible… But at least my hair looks ok

Today was terrible… But at least my hair looks ok

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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onlylolgifs:

Dog knows difference between bath and walk.

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allteensrelate:

I don’t care who you are if you take my last nugget or slice of pizza you are dead to me

Even your grandmother?

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not texting back is only okay when i do it

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waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

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  • Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
  • Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
  • Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
  • Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
  • Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
  • Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
  • Asexual People: what

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foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and Rainbow Sherbet

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and Rainbow Sherbet

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